stormglade | The First Kordsmas -- Written by JoJoPanda

Written by JoJoPanda

"On the morn of this one peculiar day,

We join our heroes on their journey to Gallifrey.

Where they need to pass through to reach the wedding,

Let's hope Luke doesn't slow them down with his training.

They reached the town gates before they got weary,

The guards said "Hault!" and guess who stepped up... "Hi! My name is Luke BeninJerys!"

"My friends and I are heading for Roserene,

And we're hoping we could possibly pass through...ine?"

Everyone: "..." -looking at each other-

Now for everyone who doesn't know, here's a quick note.

This hero, Sir BeninJerys, can be described as... a dolt.

"Forgive my friend here, we mean you no harm.

We're just mere travelers, not to cause an alarm."

This heroine is Honeymead, beautiful and serene.

The guards let them through, since here Charisma is 18.

The town was quite big, thriving with knowledge,

What's there to expect for a town with a college.

Luke rushed for the square with Matthias at full burst,

Honeymead, Varak, and Nanashi decided to check the Alchemist Shop first.

There was not much in the Alchemist store,

In fact, Nanashi found it a bore.

So he left the two to roam and wander,

And to see what the blacksmith had to offer.

Nanashi entered with no one at the counter,

Wondering where could the owner could be in this hour.

The blacksmith was at the furnace, working by the fire.

If there was anything, it was hard work Nanashi admired.

"Good sir, may I purchase an ingot or two?

And hopefully use the forge after you?"

"I'm sorry..." he said, "There is much labor."

Nanashi replied, "Then I'll help you, as a favor."

After Varak and Honeymead bartered with the man,

They left the store and thought of a plan.

Honeymead suggested, "Let's head to the bar."

She guided the way, it wasn't that far.

They entered the building, their stomach real thirsty.

Fortunately for our heroes, the bar was empty.

Honey saw someone sitting at the bar,

A sight very strange, and very bizarre.

Honeymead tapped her softly on the shoulder.

"Have we met before? You seem very familiar."

She turned around, her hair red and wavy.

She replied with such butch, "My name is Mary."

We now join our other two heroes,

Let's hope they're alright, knowing Luke's ego.

Luke bought a map so he doesn't get lost.

"I promise you a shield Matthias," Luke said, "No matter what cost!"

So they found the Armory and saw a shield finely made,

And Luke reached in his pockets, 230 he paid.

Luke then remembered about his armor's gash,

So back to the Blacksmith he dashed.

Matthias tried to stop him, but he knew this was coming.

He knew for a fact, it was an idiot he was following.

They reached the Blacksmith, requesting repairs.

Sadly, the blacksmith looked down in despair.

"I can't afford Hydra Scales, not with my wage.

Maybe the Potion store carries some, it's owned by a mage."

Mage, the black smith said; a smile on Luke's face.

Without telling Matthias anything, he ran with great haste.

Matthias thanked the man and left with a shrug.

With Luke BeninJerys gone, he found his way to the Hazy Mug.

Matthias entered the building, seeing Varak and Honeymead.

And remembering the troubles for doing his deed.

You see, Matthias interfered with Honeymead and her 'prey'.

But unfortunately Honeymead saw it another way.

So all day did Matthias ponder his regret,

And sat down with Varak, hoping he could forget.

Up till now, Varak had been drinking.

He looked at Matthias and knew what he was thinking.

"Matthias, my friend, I am here to help.

Forgive and forget, don't be so hard on yourself."

Varak tried to convince Matthias through his inebriation.

Something about using the power of manipulation.

Matthias could not listen to this sin.

He is stood for his beliefs, since he is a paladin.

"I know you're drunk Varak, but this isn't funny.

I'm merely trying to protect our friend Honey."

They babbled through the afternoon, like an old married couple.

Honeymead sighed, "At least they're not causing any trouble."

Honey looked around, the bar quite arranged.

The tables and seats seemed to face the stage.

"What's going on?" Honey asked with her curious demeanor.

"Have you not heard?" The bartender ask, "We are having a performance by the Katz Theater."

"The Katz Theater?" Honeymead asked with her eyes glowing bright.

"Yes," answered the bartender, "They're only here for tonight."

The sun eventually set on this Spring day,

To the Hazy Mug, everyone in town made their way.

Luke and Nanashi found the group at the bar,

Everyone grew silent, the show about to start.

As the performance started, everything seemed to have stayed still.

Luke and honey sighed, knowing the drill.

Kord appeared before them with a smile and a chest.

"You guys are entertaining me very well; keep doing your best.

I think you guys deserve some kind of reward."

The party remained silent, their eyes looking at Kord.

"Matthias, you are a man who does not yield.

For your reward, I present to you a Tower Shield. (All Proficiency along with it. huehuehuehue.)

Varak, as a Lizardman, something doesn't seem right...

Boots of Spider Climbing... Now everything's alright!

Nanashi, you seem to have a lot on your person and such,

I think a Bag of Holding would help you all very much.

Luke, your sword skills know no bounds.

Combat Reflexesshould help you during crucial rounds.

Last but not least, for Honeymead, I know you don't like this sort of thing,

But I think you'll like this one. Here. You're father's cygnet ring.

Now keep it up and give me more.

There maybe more things I have in store."

And just like that, Kord disappeared. That's his trick.

Honeymead rolled her eyes and sighed. "God, he's such a dick."

That is the story of Kordsmas, that's pretty much it.

Well, Honeymead scored with the Katz Theater,

Nanashi scored with a hot chick,

And Varak heard the sex since he rolled a crit.